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St Valentine's Jokes:


Short Valentine Jokes 2

    Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
    A: You turn me on.

    Q: Did adam and eve ever have a date?
    A: No, but they dad an apple.

    Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
    A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

    Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
    A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.

    Knock, Knock,
    Who's there?
    Olive
    Olive who?
    Olive you!

    Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed "guess who"?
    A: A divorce lawyer.

    Q: What is the perfect breakup gift to give to someone for valentines day?
    A: A copy of the book sex for dummies.

    Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
    A: Stick with me and we'll go places!

    Q: Did you hear about the guy who went on The Dating Game?
    A: He chose himself - and scored!

    A date is a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is that there are not many job interviews where there's a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.
    Jerry Seinfeld

    What do I think of computer dating? It's terrific if you're a computer.
    Rita Mae Brown


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